Current Projects

Here’s what I’m working on. Or thinking about. Or pretending to work on when I need to feel productive.

• 🧠 JarvisOS: A local AI assistant built with Vue + Electron. Does voice, transcribes stuff, and sometimes insults me when I slack off.
• 💬 Chaos Engine: Scrapes, posts, and monetizes content using Python, Ollama, and sheer willpower.
• 🧪 Lazy Engineer Blog: You're looking at it. Built to justify procrastination as a design principle.
• 👕 Terrible AI T-Shirts: Automating garbage shirt ideas with n8n, DALL·E, and regret.
• 🏨 Tall Hotels: Rating hotel bathrooms based on shower height. 100% serious.

Expect some of these to disappear without notice. That’s part of the charm.